The Crazy Trilogy
About Me:
David Pham is studying in 5th grade in Newark.

The Story:
The Crazy Trilogy:
Characters:
Ginger
Violet
Purple
Mrs.C
Exclusive!: Mrs. C goes mad
Exclusive Fan story!: Kyoto meets Ginger
Ginger becomes a salt-planting poet...................
One ordinary day, Violet asked Ginger to make his
least favorite tea, ginger tea.... He got so mad he banged
his head(the top part of him, so all his plastic surgery
went to waste), he completely lost his mind.When Purple
came to calm him down, he was planting salt, eating
wood and singing “Cash, Cash, glorious cash”. Now, he
had pretended to go mad before, so Purple went to her
lesson.The next day he was shouting”Beware da
Jabberwock! I slew him and he came from the grave and
now he farts while banging his BIG FAT
STICCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!”Now, his record for this
trick was 1 day, so Violet thought he was trying to beat
his record and thought he would calm down the next
day.She went on making cake since Mrs.C was on
vacation in the Nocturnal Animal club.The next day was
worse; he would only say 3 words and two
phrases:cash,popsicles,abuse,I’m innocent,
STICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYY.
To be continued...
Violet becomes a miner...
“We need a psychologist, I’m telling you, she’s lost his
mind...”,Violet said.”Mrs.C has a psychology degree, why
waste our piolet bucks.”Purple responded.”Violet and
Purple bucks, and you know she’s only awake at night,
Ginger’s getting worse by the instant... I mean cash to
Jabberwock in 24 hours? Not good.” ”Well, let’s call the
morning teacher then.” Violet called the headmaster
instead, but water had recently fell on the phone,making
the volume explode.The headmaster’s voice was so loud
that he barely got the message of the
psychologist.Meanwhile, Violet’s head was pounding so
hard she too went mad.The first thing she saw when she
woke up was the fools gold she had found the other
year.Now, without her mind, she immediately tried to
recall the finding and thought she had found some
gold.She immediately woke up purple and
shouted”GOLD,GOLD! Why didn’t we think all these
years? We found gold, so there’s more in the
farm(backyard).Then she went straight to a rock patch in
the backyard and started mining with her beak.Luckily,
Ginger was in the front yard shouting”LITTLE PUPPIES”,
and a mad robot and a mad bird do not mix well.So Violet
went on hammering with her beak, stopping between
times to shout”Appe ad banaynays(Apples and
bananas)”.
To be continued...
Purple creates a non successful factory
By this time, Purple had seen Violet, she knew that the
psychologist HAD to come.She went to a meeting with
the principal owl, but during a street brawl, an agitated
cousin of Kyoto pounded Violet’s head and screamed like
a baby(He should have been programmed with more
memory) “Come BBBBBBAAAAACCCKK”. And , of
course, she lost her mind. Once she woke up, the first
thing she saw was a factory. She immediately made up
her mind to make a shoe company. She went home, built
a metal cube without a top with a fireplace(Cost her extra
special nest). She found some leather and made
something like this.
She proudly showed this off and auctioned it. Naturally,
nobody bought it, but she continued to make them.
Mrs.C goes nuts, literally

Mrs.C noticed everything in her student’s nest, and she
tried to go to a psychologist.Of course, a hammer had to
fall on her head(What is with this head banging??). Once
she woke up(Have we heard this before?), she saw a
bag of nuts looking yellow, and as usual, she thought it
was gold.This led to the conclusion that nuts were holy,
and she got as many as possible at the free nuts fair.She
filled her hot tub with nuts and dived it. She then
thought”Why not 3-d print nuts, it only takes an hour per
bag”.Mrs.C fell asleep while waiting, and woke up with 10
over filled bags of nuts. After what Mrs.C did what she
called”Progress in life”, This is what it looks like in the
perspective of a squirrel.
Epilogue
Luckily, a psychologist was walking by and fixed them
up.Mrs.C got a hammer proof helmet,Purple a fist
resistant helmet,Purple got hearing aids keeping
everything at the right volume, and Ginger got a wood
resistant helmet since when she hit her head, it was on a
desk
Exclusive short Fan story!
Kyoto knew about Ginger before their meeting,so he had no
difficulty contacting him.His subconscious mind told him
Ginger was showing off, but he knew she was programmed
with more knowledge.Well,their meeting went pretty dang
weird, since neither of them have hands nor ears.They had to
carefully transfer messages over their shoulders,but Kyoto
planned out a tour of San Francisco, and they never argued
over their feathery friends ever again.